-ducks scream afoul to executions by the humans

Duck’s and chickens alike in Lancaster County are screaming together that it’s just the flu. It would seem that the humans are executing us in the millions, especially in Lancaster, County Pa. where the outbreak is thew worst it has been in 80 years! Due to the shortage, we expect eggs to jump to around $8.99 and chicken to raise above the price of hamburger. Devil duck vows his revenge on the humans.

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