Girl injures eye during sex…

-Columbia, Pa.
In what officials are calling a unfortunate accident a woman was rushed to urgent care in Lancaster after she suspected that her eye got scratched during rough sex. When investigated further officials discovered that it was not a scratch after all but a clump of her kitten hair that got stuck in her eye while having sex with her boyfriend on the floor. I will update you on this story if new details emerge! Only in Columbia…